Spondee Salad

Read all text in spondaic tetrameter for maximum happiness.

I had no idea Mary Poppins was a professor!

Finals end tomorrow. I’m going to be a grumpy misanthrope until then, but afterwards I’ll be farting rainbows again.

(Source: passrevoked)

I’d love to see the entire facade of the building bedecked in yarn.

philamuseum:

The “Philadelphia Yarn bomber” Jessie Hemmons gives the Perelman Building a crafty new look to celebrate this weekend’s opening of Craft Spoken Here. YARN BOMBS AWAY!

In-kind support for the yarnbombing project is provided by Lion Brand Yarn.

I’ve really wanted some orange juice for about twenty minutes now; this desire is manifesting itself in my Tumblr posts.

I’ve really wanted some orange juice for about twenty minutes now; this desire is manifesting itself in my Tumblr posts.

(Source: itsloudinsidemyhead)

This is sort of my favorite thing of the day. It was taken back in 2007 (you can tell because Obama’s hair isn’t grey from the stresses of the Presidency).

This is sort of my favorite thing of the day. It was taken back in 2007 (you can tell because Obama’s hair isn’t grey from the stresses of the Presidency).