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this game.
found on reddit

this game.

found on reddit

"I swear my wife bought rigged sex dice."

Found on Reddit.

"I swear my wife bought rigged sex dice."

Found on Reddit.


Found this on reddit with the caption “Lucille Bluth is my spirit animal”. EMPHATIC AGREEMENT.

Found this on reddit with the caption “Lucille Bluth is my spirit animal”. EMPHATIC AGREEMENT.

All-time favorites list, for sure.

All-time favorites list, for sure.

inothernews:

As long as they make Star Trek references this will always be my second-favorite sci-fi show.
A close second.

inothernews:

As long as they make Star Trek references this will always be my second-favorite sci-fi show.

A close second.

inothernews:

Via the New York Daily News:

 Looks like Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States of “Amercia.” In an embarrassing blunder, Romney’s campaign misspelled the word “America” on its new “With Mitt” iPhone app, launched Tuesday.The app has a transparent skin that allows users to take a photograph and superimpose the slogan “A better Amercia” on the image. The presumptive Republican nominee is taking heat on the Internet for the error. “Whew, I hear Mitt’s updating that misspelled Amercia on his app. He’s just going with Untied States now,” read one tweet. “Does Mitt Romney believe that Obama was born in Keyna,” another tweeter jabbed.

inothernews:

Via the New York Daily News:

Looks like Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States of “Amercia.”

In an embarrassing blunder, Romney’s campaign misspelled the word “America” on its new “With Mitt” iPhone app, launched Tuesday.

The app has a transparent skin that allows users to take a photograph and superimpose the slogan “A better Amercia” on the image.

The presumptive Republican nominee is taking heat on the Internet for the error.

“Whew, I hear Mitt’s updating that misspelled Amercia on his app. He’s just going with Untied States now,” read one tweet.

“Does Mitt Romney believe that Obama was born in Keyna,” another tweeter jabbed.

There are more than a few of these moments in Ocarina of Time.

There are more than a few of these moments in Ocarina of Time.

Every time I see my friends.

Every time I see my friends.